when im dead sext me through a ouija board
I keep laughing.
HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE
EAT THE FUKCING CHIP YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Cleanse me Lord… Rid me of this white skin
This girl is her high school football teams quarterback. The cheerleader is her girlfriend
Makes this a movie
Suddenly her mom’s silence matched Jackie’s own. “Oh, my God,” she murmured in disbelief. “Are you gay?”
"Yeah," Jackie forced herself to say.
After what felt like an eternity, her mom finally responded. “I don’t know what we could have done for God to have given us a fag as a child,” she said before hanging up.
She got a call from her older brother. “He said, ‘Mom and Dad don’t want to talk to you, but I’m supposed to tell you what’s going to happen,’” Jackie recalls. “And he’s like, ‘All your cards are going to be shut off, and Mom and Dad want you to take the car and drop it off at this specific location. Your phone’s going to last for this much longer. They don’t want you coming to the house, and you’re not to contact them. You’re not going to get any money from them. Nothing. And if you don’t return the car, they’re going to report it stolen.’ And I’m just bawling. I hung up on him because I couldn’t handle it.” Her brother was so firm, so matter-of-fact, it was as if they already weren’t family.
THERE’S NOTHING MORE IRRITATING THAN SONGS THAT YOU DON’T LIKE BUT ARE CATCHY
i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement
everyone who likes coconut water is lying
This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy.