urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

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whatiwishicould:

Tips for being an adult:

  • there are none
  • don’t become an adult
  • stay a child forever
  • Peter Pan was right

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Straight White Boy Problem #181

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i hate it when i throw a water bottle into the trash can and it hits the rim of the trash can and bounces out because now i have to walk over, pick it up and put it in the trash can

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blowjcb:

flirting

blowjcb:

flirting

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pottymouthp0sse:

mew2:

why this cat so big

why is this cat so licky

pottymouthp0sse:

mew2:

why this cat so big

why is this cat so licky

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via itseasytoremember)

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via orgasm)

Pretend you’re me and write me an “About Me”.

(Source: carsonphillips, via sk1nned-knees)